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These are tiny Yeti Monsters. Some facts about these hairy woodlouse: Schnapps runs through their veins – it stops them from freezing. You have probably stepped on one, the snow is filled with them. They know what you say about them behind their backs, so if you're going to spread rumours, spread good ones. The cuter they look, the more evil they are. When two Yeti Monsters high five, baby Yeti Monsters are made. In an average lifetime, they will spend more time digging than not digging. They enjoy Karaoke more than the Japanese. One was found in the Namib desert. He said he was lost. So was the guy who found him. If you listen carefully, and hear them walking on wet snow, it sounds the same as if...