Tiny Yeti Monsters

21 Apr Tiny Yeti Monsters

These are tiny Yeti Monsters.

Some facts about these hairy woodlouse:

• Schnapps runs through their veins – it stops them from freezing.
• You have probably stepped on one, the snow is filled with them.
• They know what you say about them behind their backs, so if you’re going to spread rumours, spread good ones.
• The cuter they look, the more evil they are.
• When two Yeti Monsters high five, baby Yeti Monsters are made.
• In an average lifetime, they will spend more time digging than not digging.
• They enjoy Karaoke more than the Japanese.
• One was found in the Namib desert. He said he was lost. So was the guy who found him.
• If you listen carefully, and hear them walking on wet snow, it sounds the same as if you were squishing jelly in your hands.
• They eat yellow snow.
• Their tears taste like homemade lemonade.
• Bunnies keep their tales for luck.
• They leave no footsteps.
• They all share exactly the same first name.
• All the motivational posters you have ever seen were written by them.
• You know that smell of wet dog? Well, they don’t smell anything like that.

All portraits below were approved by them.

Illustrations and photographs by Stevo.

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